You can buy tickets RIGHT NOW at this link
Edit: Sold out within a few hours on Wednesday everybody, sorry if you are just seeing this now.
OK so while everybody was scrambling around like rats in the trenches during these brutal presales, I figured this out. Hotel + ticket packages. You need to buy 2 (can't buy singles) and you may or may not need the hotel, but you can get them easily right now. Literally hundreds of blue dots!! I just got a pair for 1,200 pounds. It's a fuckin boom!
You are welcome:
edit: Looks like we sold this out gang!! Good work. I'd like to think ALL of these tickets went to the fans!